Interior Design Tips

I dropped a ceiling fan last week. It wasn’t the motor. It wasn’t the wiring. It was the stupid mounting bracket.

You got three quotes for a leaky faucet. One says $95. Another says $220. The third? $380. And he showed up in a truck with gold lettering.

You’re standing in your kitchen, staring at that warped window frame. Again. It’s drafty in January. It sweats in July.

I’m tired of watching people stress over a leaky faucet. Or staring at a cracked tile for six months because they don’t know who to call.

My coffee’s cold. Again. Because I spent three minutes hunting for the lid that fits the container I just opened.

You’re standing in your kitchen right now. Staring at the same cracked tile you’ve ignored for six months. Or maybe it’s the bathroom wall.

You love your home. But every time you think about upgrading it, your stomach drops.

You got that home valuation report. And you stared at it. Then scrolled back up. Then squinted. What does “12.

That room looks perfect in the photo. But you sit down and your knee hits the coffee table. The sofa’s too deep. The lighting gives you a headache by noon.

You open your interior design invoice and see “mintpalment” listed. What the hell is that. I’ve seen it three times this month.